I simply cannot this is occurring to me once more. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are right back where we started. It's like a bad joke. Seriously, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- I really need to change my luck
- This can't be real
- I need a vacation
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was singing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and suddenly a herd of geese came out over a building. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were laughing. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in uttershock.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
Folks won't believe what just happened. Seriously, I know I'm going to pass out! The whole read more thing was just beyond belief.
- I can't even
- No joke
- This is going to be a storyI'll tell forever
I gotta go! You won't believewhat comes up!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just unfathomable. I struggle with understanding it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps ask someone else for help?